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Holding the Eucharist Hostage

Just when you thought the Muslims had the pious outrage market cornered, the Catholics go and show they are still competitive. To summarize, a college student smuggled a cracker out of church and has caused quite an uproar, being accused of committing a hate crime and even getting death threats. He even potentially faces disciplinary action from his university. I guess Catholics really take that body of Christ thing to heart (doesn’t that make them virtual cannibals?). They’re kooks, though, so there’s nothing surprising there. The reaction of the university officials is a bit puzzling though. They aren’t supposed to be kooks.

If I were in the USA right now, I’d be sure to attend Mass somewhere this week and smuggle out a Eucharist myself. Then I’d be sure to send it off to PZ as he requests:

So, what to do. I have an idea. Can anyone out there score me some consecrated communion wafers? There’s no way I can personally get them — my local churches have stakes prepared for me, I’m sure — but if any of you would be willing to do what it takes to get me some, or even one, and mail it to me, I’ll show you sacrilege, gladly, and with much fanfare. I won’t be tempted to hold it hostage (no, not even if I have a choice between returning the Eucharist and watching Bill Donohue kick the pope in the balls, which would apparently be a more humane act than desecrating a goddamned cracker), but will instead treat it with profound disrespect and heinous cracker abuse, all photographed and presented here on the web. I shall do so joyfully and with laughter in my heart. If you can smuggle some out from under the armed guards and grim nuns hovering over your local communion ceremony, just write to me and I’ll send you my home address.

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More Clashing of Cultures

This stuff just keeps popping up on my radar these days. Here’s another example of the culture of immigrant Muslims clashing with that of their new home, once again the UK.

A female Muslim councillor has been subjected to a hate campaign by Muslim men in her ward, leaving her unable to visit some of the streets that she represents.

Hasina Khan, 38, the only Muslim councillor in Chorley, Lancashire, said that she had suffered a barrage of threatening phone calls, verbal abuse and insulting graffiti because the men objected her public role.

Muslim men who have immigrated to Western countries need to be taught that women are free to do what they like, just as are the men. They aren’t meant to be parked at home, hiding behind a veil, avoiding contact with other men, doing nothing but housework and popping out babies.

Mrs. Khan’s imam tries to paint himself as ‘with it’, but in effect demonstrates he’s just another knuckledragger.

He said that, as imam, he could not forbid Muslim women from standing for election, but he would be entitled to forbid his wife. “Because this is Britain, you cannot tell anyone what to do. I can tell my wife, but cannot tell other women, ‘You cannot do this and that’,” he said.

Someone needs to teach this baboon that his wife is just as free as other women. Oppression of women should not be tolerated in Western societies in the 21st century. Get with the program, or go back to the Bronze Age.

And one more thing. The imam seemed a bit ticked off that Mrs. Khan went public with her problems, saying that she “should have taken her grievances to the mosque’s elders, rather than
speaking out.” He needs to get it through his skull into his little, backward-looking brain — his silly religion has no authority in the UK or any other Western country.

I’m sure this sort of thing will continue to surface, so I’ll unfortunately have no lack of Muslim stupidity to rant about.

How Far Will We Go?

A few weeks ago, I posted my thoughts on the importation of Muslim culture to the West. It’s something we shouldn’t tolerate. Ideals and practices that are incompatible with freedom and human rights have no place in Western society. A recent article in the Daily Mail shows that it’s gotten to the point of silliness in the UK. The title says it all: “Muslims outraged at police advert featuring cute puppy sitting in policeman’s hat.”

I was sure I had misread, or misunderstood, the title. Or that it must be a joke. Or that there must be some jab at Islam in the ad. As it turns out, it was none of the above.

The advert has upset Muslims because dogs are considered ritually unclean and has sparked such anger that some shopkeepers in Dundee have refused to display the advert.

They get outraged when we publish cartoons of their silly prophet. They get outraged when we destroy a copy of their precious holy book. Now they get outraged when we show pictures of puppies in a community to which they have immigrated. To them, I say sit down, shut up, and deal with it. You immigrated to a society with a culture that is not your own. It is you who should adapt, not your host country.

Unfortunately, the bigger issue lies with the police who put out the ad. Their response to the ‘outrage’ is outrageous itself.

‘We did not seek advice from the force’s diversity adviser prior to publishing and distributing the postcards. That was an oversight and we apologise for any offence caused.’

The policy of cultural sensitivity coupled with the immunity from criticism granted to religious belief has created an environment where people feel they are entitled to be offended. Muslims bring their backward, violent, offensive ways to the West and we apologize for offending them. Why are they not apologizing for offending us? We’ve got it all wrong.

As I mentioned in the previous post linked above, Westerners who spend any amount of time in Muslim countries are expected to follow the local cultural rules during their stay. It’s past time we extend the same courtesy to them. Especially those who immigrate. It’s apologizing for pictures of puppies today. What’s it going to be tomorrow?

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The Incredible Hulk

The wife and I finally got around to seeing the new Hulk flick last night. I’ll chime in with everyone else and say that it’s tremendously better than the first attempt (though some people give Ang Lee more credit than others).

This Hulk reboot has something for everyone. Fans of the comic (/me raises hand) should be happy that it reestablishes the origin of Hulk as they know it in place of the alternative Ang Lee version. Though it’s only seen in the opening credits, it’s the root of the whole story. They should also be happy to see the Abomination, a long time nemesis of the Hulk. Fans of the old TV series (/me raises hand) should enjoy the nods in that direction including a Lou Ferrigno cameo, some camera shots reminiscent of the old series, and a few bars of the TV theme. Nostalgia for teh win.

More importantly, this is the smashing brawlfest a Hulk movie should be. There are no long stretches of tedium. This is an action movie for sure. Edward Norton may not be the perfect fit for the role of Bruce Banner, IMO, but he’s close enough. For me, it was good to see Tim Roth again. He’s always been one of my favorite character actors, but being in Korea I haven’t had the opportunity to see much of his work over the years (the most recent being a few years back — The Musketeer, Planet of the Apes).

Some of the Marvel hero movies to date have been less than stellar, with the rest being just above tolerable. Both Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk have raised the bar. I hope the upcoming Marvel movies (Wolverine, Thor, Iron Man 2, and The Avengers) can keep the trend going.

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Religion? Let’s Call a Spade a Spade

Another death in Oregon this week from religious kooks failing to seek medical treatment and instead relying on prayer. This time, a teenager. Unfortunately, it looks as if the parents in this case will not be prosecuted.

Tuesday’s death of 16-year-old Neil Beagley, however, may not be a crime because Oregon law allows minors 14 and older to decide for themselves whether to accept medical treatment.

“All of the interviews from last night are that he did in fact refuse treatment,” police Sgt. Lynne Benton said Wednesday. “Unless we can disprove that, charges probably won’t be filed in this case.”

The problem with this is that the boy was not competent to make such a decision. Most likely, he was inundated with nonsense from the time he was born. Because of his parents’ delusional beliefs, he failed to develop the mental tools necessary for logical and reasoned thought. Courts often declare metnally ill or mentally retarded adults incompetent when it comes time to make decisions regarding their medical care. It’s time now for us to declare teenagers incompetent when they have been subjected to a life of religious indoctrination. Anyone who favors prayer over medical treatment for a disease that is treatable is not competent to decide what to have for dinner.

But let’s not stop there. It’s past time to legally label religious indoctrination what it is: child abuse. How many children have been ruined because they were born into a family who doesn’t believe in reality? How many adults lack critical thinking skills, making them a danger to themselves and to others, because their parents forced upon them a belief that Bronze Age fairy tales are reality? Let’s call a spade a spade, shall we?

This is the year 2008. Most of us are not ignorant, backward peasants with no ability to understand the world around us. We know that lightning isn’t caused by Thor throwing his hammer and that thunderstorms aren’t the result of Zeus being in a bad mood. We know that Ra doesn’t ride across the sky in a boat with the Sun and that the seasons aren’t summoned by Dagda’s magical harp. We have dismissed all of the ancient mythologies as nonsense. So when are we going to give the same treatment to the mythologies that we allow to thrive?

Continued tolerance of stupidity breeds more stupidity. Lousiana is dangerously close to teaching stupidity in science classrooms. State-sactioned stupidity is too horrible to contemplate, but there it is. I know there are secularists out there who are content with letting the religious kooks do their own thing. All they ask is that the religious keep to themselves and not force themselves on everyone else. The problem is that they can’t do that. Proselytizing is a major tenet of many religions. Christians score points with the invisible man if they bring others into the fold. They gain points when they force their ‘values’ on the rest of us. They aren’t about to sit down and shut up.

So let’s just say no to tolerating religious stupidity, ignorance, bigotry, self-righteousness. Let’s say no to tolerating the indoctrination of children. Let’s just say no to violence in the name of god. Don’t tolerate. Educate. Ridicule. Exclude the religious from public functions. Marginalize them. But never tolerate them.

If the world is going to have any kind of positive future, we need to accelerate the demise of religious belief. We can start by dropping the word “religion” from our collective vocabulary and calling it what it is: mythology. After I post this, I’ll be editing the ‘Religion’ category on this blog to reflect that. Let’s set a goal of stamping out the active practice of mythology in modern society by the end of this century. Religious Mythological beliefs deserve no tolerance.

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