Conservative Idiots
Olbermann on Robertson and Limbaugh
Jan 14th
I’ll never understand why so many people buy in to the crap that people like Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh unleash on the world. Their recent comments over Haiti just add more to the pile. And Keith Olbermann, as always, expresses his disdain much more eloquently than I can mine.
Off the Deep End With Neal Boortz
Jun 16th
Though he’s not a part of the upper echelon of right-wing extremist mouthpieces (Limbaugh, Hannity, O’Reilly), Neal Boortz is just as looney. This week, he really went far, far out into right-wing nutjob land with his attack on lower class U.S. citizens. A sampling:
Everybody still living in a hotel or trailer after Hurricane Katrina, no votes, can’t vote again, ever, ever. Everybody living in Section 8 housing, should not, nobody living in Section 8 housing should be allowed to vote, and don’t give me this elderly, if you’re elderly and living in Section 8 housing, you’ve done a piss poor job of planning your life, no vote for you.
He also says, “We have to do something to get the fools and the ignoramuses out of the voting booth in this country.” I concur. Let’s start with all the raving, lunatic, right-wing nutjobs.
No, I don’t really believe that. Unlike the far right, I believe all American citizens deserve the right to vote. But, I do believe that people like Boortz are a cancer that stand in the way of social progress. On every major security, social and economic issue, the right is the wrong side to be on. Boortz and his ilk continue to spread their vile message, but I’m confident that history will prove them to be the backwards tools they are.
You can hear more Boortz inanity on this from an audio of the broadcast over at Politicususa.com. I would declare that what Boortz has to say is mind-boggling, except that I’ve been desensitized to conservative stupidity to the point that it barely registers anymore on the shock meter.
To Carrie Prejean
May 6th
Yeah, I know. It sucks having these photos of yourself out there, putting your Miss California crown in jeopardy. It sucks that America has such a prudish society, where it’s anathema for someone representing a state in a contest in which the contestants have to prance around in skimpy bikinis, to actually have pictures taken with her top off. Even if they aren’t showing breasts. Of course, this is a society in which Janet Jackson’s breast being exposed on TV for 9/16 of a second caused untold harm to the children.
Yeah, I sympathize. You wanted to be a model, got tricked into taking topless pictures, and now it’s come back to bite you in the ass. In a less prudish, less hypocritical society, your beauty pageant contract wouldn’t have required you to disclose the photos, so you wouldn’t have landed in the hot water you’re in now. For that, I sympathize.
For this, I do not:
“I am not perfect, and I will never claim to be,” she said. “But these attacks on me and others who speak in defense of traditional marriage are intolerant and offensive. While we may not agree on every issue, we should show respect for others’ opinions and not try to silence them through vicious and mean-spirited attacks.”
People who advocate denying a segment of society the same rights they enjoy themselves, simply because they are opposed to that segment’s lifestyle, do not get to call their detractors “intolerant and offensive.” You are quite free to disagree with same sex marriage. But nothing entitles that opinion to be respected any more than any other opinion or belief is entitled to respect. Furthermore, by actively speaking out against same-sex marriage and participating in a campaign to prevent it, you have gone beyond opinion and well into meddling in people’s lives. It’s the thick-headed refusal of people like you to acknowledge that allowing same-sex marriage hurts no one while prohibiting it hurts many, that really sets people off. Thankfully, as several states have recently shown, you’re on the losing side anyway. Ultimately, oppressive bigotry must give way to freedom and equal rights. History has proven this.
Ironically enough, it’s conservatives like you who created the environment in which a beauty pageant contestant can lose her crown if she is found to have posed for nude photos.
Conservatives are Liberally Ignorant
Apr 16th
Over at Atheist Revolution, vjack asks, “What is Really Driving Conservative Teabagging?” Ultimately, he puts forth the proposition “that the answer lies in lingering dissatisfaction from those who opposed Obama’s election.” There’s something to that, I’m sure. It is, as vjack points out, highly irrational to protest that their own taxes are being lowered while those of the wealthiest are getting increased. I do think, though, that he’s taking the optimistic high ground here. For me, the bottom line is that most of the people rallying behind this craze are just plain ignorant.
For any conservatives reading this – no, I am not calling you stupid (though I’m sure a number qualify for that adjective as well). It’s unfortunate that ignorant has become one of those words that has taken on a popular meaning quite different from what it was intended to mean. I direct you to this Merriam-Webster definition of the word if it isn’t clear to you.
Who can forget the whole “Obama is a Muslim” meme from the election campaign? Or how about all the fuss over Obama’s citizenship? The thing that is so astounding about conservatives is that they take these easily refutable rumors as gospel truth — even when presented with evidence to the contrary. Consider that the Obama-is-a-Muslim myth persisted in spite of the very public scandal involving the pastor of Obama’s very Christian church. To those firmly entrenched in the Muslim myth, it was a front to make people think he’s a Christian. And regarding Obama’s citizenship, the result of his birth certificate being posted online was that the wingnuts claimed it was a forgery.
Then again, I suppose it shouldn’t really be a surprise. These are, after all, often the very same people who accept that a Bronze Age myth involving an Invisible Sky Fairy and his Zombie Son is a better explanation for the world than the last few centuries of scientific discovery. It’s as if wilful ignorance is encoded in their genes (I was going to link to an old NYT article about that, but my Google-foo is failing me). Based on all of this kooky, irrational, conservative behavior over the past several years (“Drill, baby, drill!”), I see opposition to Obama as being an indirect cause of this drive to protest the lowering of taxes. The root of it, and what causes them to so vehemently oppose Obama in the first place, is plain old ignorance.
It’s quite worrisome that a significant minority of the American population are so able to get caught up in this sort of dementia. But you can’t blame most of the people themselves. The thing is, we humans are quite emotional creatures. Get us all worked up, and we’ll protest just about anything. Once emotions are involved, we generally cease to care what the evidence says, if we ever did at all. Even the rational and well-informed can fall victim to human nature. And that’s the key, isn’t it? If there is some common thread of discontent simmering amongst a segment of the population, all it takes is a steady flame underneath to bring it to a boil. And that is exactly what Republican leaders and right wing mouthpieces have learned to do with some amount of skill.
Conservative personalities are very good at propagating an “us vs. them” mentality among their followers. When people are constantly offended and angry, they are willing to believe anything inline with their values (another word that has been hijacked and distorted). We see this time and time again on social and political issues alike — “Liberals want to encourage your children to have sex by giving them condoms”, “Anti-war protestors are unpatriotic”, “America is a Christian nation”, “Gay marriage will destroy the family and take away your freedom”, “Obama wants your guns”. And it’s nothing new, as Paul Krugman points out. But it doesn’t mean we should brush it off.
But here’s the thing: the G.O.P. looked as crazy 10 or 15 years ago as it does now. That didn’t stop Republicans from taking control of both Congress and the White House. And they could return to power if the Democrats stumble. So it behooves us to look closely at the state of what is, after all, one of our nation’s two great political parties.
Indeed.
Yeah, there may be alot of reasons conservatives are coming out for this teabagging buffoonery. But the root cause of it all is that they are being wilfully ignorant, have been for years, and aren’t likely to change soon. As long as conservative personalities like Karl Rove, Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh continue to get people riled up and chanting the indignant catchphrase of the month (“Obama is a socialist!”), we are going to continue to see this sort of nutjobbery.
The Idiots are Getting Idioter
Jul 2nd
While Bush continues to make a mockery of Congressional oversight and the Democrats continue to bark with no teeth, Conservative mouthpieces continue to spew copious amounts of Idiocy to the few dimwitted supporters they have left. Chief among them these days is Rudy Giuliani. He’s proving to be a bigger idiot than even Rush Limbaugh or Ann Coulter, which is certainly no small feat.
When Mr. 9/11’s South Carolina campaign chairman, Thomas Ravenel, became a victim of the war on drugs, a replacement needed to be found. Deciding to keep it in the family, Rudy hired Ravenel’s father, Arthur. That could be seen as a compassionate move, except that Arthur Ravenel is a raving bigot. His support for raising the Confederate flag at the South Carolina statehouse is a controversial issue, to be sure. But more tellingly, he once referred to the NAACP as the “National Association for Retarded People” at a flag rally. What, a cocaine dealer can’t rally the Republican base like a good, old-fashioned, Southern, redneck bigot can?
That’s not the only idiocy Mr. 9/11 has been up to. He’s been making the Top 10 Conservative Idiots List frequently, often twice a week, for a few weeks now. Like other Republicans, he’s taking advantage of the ignorance of the mindless zombies who worship them by rewriting history. Claiming to have done more on 9/11 than he really did, contradicting statements he made as recently as last fall, blaming Clinton for 9/11… You can read about much of that in Idiots 295, 296, and 297.
Giuliani isn’t just an idiot, he’s a liar. Unlike certain other liars in his party, he hasn’t yet proven to be a criminal. How about we not give him the chance to become one, eh?
Analysis of the State of the Union Address
Jan 29th
I’ve had little time in the past week to read through most of the sources I usually do, so there’s not going to be a Moron of the Week. However, I would like to direct your attention to this week’s Top 10 Conservative Idiots list. This week they are taking a break from the usual format and analyzing the Decider’s State of the Union speech. Even though I don’t post about the top 10 anymore, it’s still regular reading for me every Monday. The breadth and depth of conservative idiocy is truly breathtaking. Earl G.’s commentary on some of what transpires serves to dampen the outrage the Idiots invoke. So if you are feeling angry at the antics of the conservative idiots who conned their way into office, you owe it to yourself to add the Top 10 Conservative Idiots to your feed reader. You’ll feel much better.
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Hypocrisy, Bigotry and Mud-Slinging, or A Week of Conservative Idiocy
Oct 30th
As the Party of Idiots continues to implode, its members and supporters are desperately grasping at any straw they can find. Their attacks on Democrats have reached an all-time low on the Cesspit Denizens’ Mud-Slinging Scale. From Rush Limbaugh’s moronic accusation that Michael J. Fox was faking his shaking, to George Allen’s claims that Jim Webb writes pedophilic fiction, the desperate acts of desperate men went beyond the bounds of anything the Party of Idiots has done before. In between, there were demonstrations of the core Republican values of hypocrisy and bigotry, and an example of the righteous Republican morals of sexual assault.
In case you missed any of it, the Top Ten Conservative Idiots List has collated it all for your entertainment.
Technorati Tags: Republicans, conservatives, idiots, Rush Limbaugh, Michael J. Fox, George Allen, Jim Webb
The Foley Scandal Blow-by-Blow
Oct 12th
I haven’t posted anything about the Top Ten Conservative Idiots List the past couple of weeks because, frankly, I’ve been getting tired of doing so. Last week’s list featured some of those involved in the Foley scandal. This week, I didn’t read the list at all until just a few minutes ago. They really took a departure from the usual format — it’s a column focused entirely on the events and figures in the Foley scandal. It’s well worth the read to see everything put together in one place like that.
All too often the perception of current events becomes disjointed because of media soundbytes spread out over several days or weeks. People tend to focus on the here-and-now, failing to make the connection between what they hear today and what they heard two days ago. That’s one of the reasons so many politicians are able to get away with so much buffoonery and still stay in office.
I do so love watching the Republicans drown in their own idiocy. I hope they keep sinking all the way to the ballot box.
Technorati Tags: Tom Foley, Republicans, Conservatives, idiots
Conservative Idiocy is Growing
Sep 20th
Release #260 of the Top 10 Conservative Idiots list, published a couple of days ago, shows that conservative idiocy is growing by leaps and bounds.
This week’s edition starts off by looking at the Republican policy of hypocrisy. On the one hand, you have the Decider calling for unity while on the other he and those of his species claim that anyone who disagree with the Bush Doctrine of Torture, Chaos, Nation Demolition, and Mind-Numbing Lunacy are giving, in the words of Idiot Senator Charles Grassley, “comfort to the enemy.”
Next, the list moves on to a couple of really prime examples of idiocy by the Decider himself. How stupid does a president have to be to attempt to push Congress into passing laws that will retroactively protect him and those who did his bidding, from prosecution as war criminals? How stupid does a president have to be to not understand the meaning of the Geneva Convention, especially when he has a whole army of lawyers? How stupid does a president have to be to think that people will believe he’s not trying to cover his ass when he says that “outrages against humanity” is ambiguous? Of course, what the list didn’t touch on is the latest news about how our Constitution, the one that Bushieboy has already wiped his ass with and tossed in the trash, explicitly prohibits what Bush is asking Congress to do. From Article 1 of the Document that Bush Forgot:
No bill of attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.
At the rate he’s going, our Constitution is going to end up like Thailand’s. We’ve already lost something that took decades to build and one President to destroy.
The Decider also makes the list for his mixed signals regarding bin Laden and Pakistan. Rep. Bob Ney makes the list for his guilty plea in the Abramoff farce. George Allen is back on the list for one of the most blatantly pandering events you will ever see. Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert makes the list this week as well, for not knowing the lyrics to our National Anthem. I mean, come on, I’ve known the words since the first grade. This guy is third in line for the presidency. How’s that for a confidence builder?
Technorati Tags: Republicans, conservatives, idiots, Bush, Denis Hastert, United States Constitution
The Idiots List Smacks ‘Em
Sep 11th
This week’s Top Ten Conservative Idiots List gives the Republicans a much deserved smacking around. Last week saw a torrent of idiocy. The Decider and his administration receive the most coverage this week for their blatant attempts at shrugging off several illegal activities. Rumsfeld gets a spot this week thanks to revelations from a retiring army general who revealed how, during pre-war planning, Rumsfeld shut-down any attempt by military planners to prepare for post-war security in Iraq. Tony Snow makes the list this week for suggesting that people who want to defend human rights, defend the US constitution, and uphold the law really want to lose the war. ABC makes the list for the conservative propaganda movie it is broadcasting this weekend. And it wouldn’t be the Idiots List without at least one racist Republican, this week in the form of Colorado congressman Bob Beauprez.
The most ridiculous entry on the list this week is #10. The Republican National Committee has launched a new web site with fictional stories set in the near future. The stories depict what the Republicans think the Democrats will do if they take a majority in the elections. It’s extreme and ludicrous. Of course, the guys at the Idiots List have a great response. I normally don’t quote the list, but I just can’t help it this week:
You know, I can do this too. Try these fictional news stories on for size…
“Report: No prewar Saddam-al-Qaida tie.”
“27 are hanged at Abu Ghraib in first mass execution since Saddam’s fall.”
“Number of violent deaths in Baghdad shows no drop from previous month.”
“Press secretary to the president of Pakistan tells ABC Osama bin Laden will
not be captured if he agrees to live ‘peaceful life.’”“Wall St bank sees growing risk of U.S. recession.”
“Bush, GOP hoping terror card can save them from election drubbing.”
Er, just kidding. Those are all real news stories.
No wonder the RNC has to resort to making stuff up.
Technorati Tags: Republicans, conservatives, idiots, Bush, ABC
