I Should Be Vice President
The insight Sarah Palin gained into Russia, being that she could see it from her backyard, is nothing compared to the insight I have into South Korea, North Korea and Japan. Forget Palin and Biden. I should be Vice President.
My 17 years of actually, physically living in South Korea make me a top expert on Korean affairs. I can speak, read and write a good deal of the language. I even eat kimchi on a regular basis. Not only that, but I have a great deal of experience negotiating with the Koreans. I've frequently had to negotiate schedules and salaries for the English classes I teach. And nothing beats the amount of diplomatic experience I've gained through negotiations with my Korean wife. Sarah Palin's foreign policy experience is feeble compared to mine.
But that's not all. I've been to Japan five times. I've also visited the Philippines and Guam (yeah, it's a U.S. territory, but it's still exotic). I almost visited China. But more pertinent to the current world situation, I've looked across the border into North Korea on three different occasions; once from a helicopter as it flew several miles along the DMZ. Few people understand North Korea as I do.
So to any future presidential candidates on the market for a running mate with foreign policy experience: pick me! With my vast experience and deep insight, you'll be a dozen steps ahead of the other guy.