Conservative Idiocy is Growing
Release #260 of the Top 10 Conservative Idiots list, published a couple of days ago, shows that conservative idiocy is growing by leaps and bounds.
This week’s edition starts off by looking at the Republican policy of hypocrisy. On the one hand, you have the Decider calling for unity while on the other he and those of his species claim that anyone who disagree with the Bush Doctrine of Torture, Chaos, Nation Demolition, and Mind-Numbing Lunacy are giving, in the words of Idiot Senator Charles Grassley, “comfort to the enemy.”
Next, the list moves on to a couple of really prime examples of idiocy by the Decider himself. How stupid does a president have to be to attempt to push Congress into passing laws that will retroactively protect him and those who did his bidding, from prosecution as war criminals? How stupid does a president have to be to not understand the meaning of the Geneva Convention, especially when he has a whole army of lawyers? How stupid does a president have to be to think that people will believe he’s not trying to cover his ass when he says that “outrages against humanity” is ambiguous? Of course, what the list didn’t touch on is the latest news about how our Constitution, the one that Bushieboy has already wiped his ass with and tossed in the trash, explicitly prohibits what Bush is asking Congress to do. From Article 1 of the Document that Bush Forgot:
No bill of attainder or ex post facto Law shall be passed.
At the rate he’s going, our Constitution is going to end up like Thailand’s. We’ve already lost something that took decades to build and one President to destroy.
The Decider also makes the list for his mixed signals regarding bin Laden and Pakistan. Rep. Bob Ney makes the list for his guilty plea in the Abramoff farce. George Allen is back on the list for one of the most blatantly pandering events you will ever see. Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert makes the list this week as well, for not knowing the lyrics to our National Anthem. I mean, come on, I’ve known the words since the first grade. This guy is third in line for the presidency. How’s that for a confidence builder?