My iPhone?

I have a shiny, new iPhone sitting on my desk, still cradled in its box. A complimentary case is parked right next to it, package unopened. The reason being that I don’t yet know if I get to keep it.

After all of the rumors, confusion, and misinformation around about foreigners buying iPhones in Korea (some of which I wrote about here), it turned out that my particular problem was quite simple. After having been told, I thought, by one shop that KT was in the middle of upgrading their system and no foreigners would be able to buy a new iPhone until Feb. 1st, I read on a blog post somewhere that a guy had just gotten one early in the last week of January. He also went on to mention that the policy had apparently changed again. As an F-4 visa holder, he was supposed to have been eligible for the 24-month payment plan, but found he was forced to pay for the whole thing up front, thereby losing the subsidy. He hinted that this was true for all F-series visa holders (and I can’t, unfortunately, find the post now to link to it). A bit miffed, I stopped at a different shop later that day en route to one of my classes to inquire.

The first thing I wanted to know was whether or not foreigners could, at that time, buy an iPhone. When that was answered in the affirmative, I then wanted to know if I was eligible for the 24-month plan. That came back in the negative. I asked if this was a new policy of KT, that all foreigners were required to pay upfront, regardless of visa status. The clerk had no idea, but gave me a KT customer support number to call and find out. Not trusting my Korean enough to discuss a topic like this over the phone, I handed the number off to my brother-in-law when I got home that evening.

After running around in circles for several minutes with the customer service rep, he was referred to an insurance company. That was a bit of a surprise. It turns out that every time someone signs up for a 24-month plan with any telecom in Korea, that plan is insured. I don’t know the details of the insurance, or which company it is. Furthermore, there are limits on how many simultaneous active payment plans any individual can have. For Koreans, this is three or four. For foreigners, it’s two. If you are at the limit, you have to pay the full amount upfront for any cell phone service plan you want to purchase. Only after you have paid off one of the 24-month plans can you sign up for another.

Eureka! I finally understood my problem. Back in August, I lost my Samsung Haptic 2 cell phone and bought a new Samsung Amoled. Both were on 24-month plans, and I’d only had the Haptic 2 for just over 8 months when I lost it. So I was unable to sign up for a 24-month iPhone plan because I was already paying for two plans, the maximum for a foreigner. Given that the iPhone plan I wanted (called the iPremium, which includes 800 minutes of phone time, 300 text messages, and 3GB of data transfer) is quite pricey, one of the two plans needed to be paid off. Given that there was only 300,000 won (just under $300US) remaining on the Haptic 2, over 400,000 won less than the Amoled, it was a no-brainer.

So, today, I had a little time between exercise with the trainer and my scaling appointment with a local dentist. So I headed on over to a cell phone agent I’d dealt with a few times before. He’s one of the multi-telecom agents that works with SK, KT, and LG. I explained the situation, paid off my Haptic (which was with SK), did all the necessary paperwork to sign up with with KT (exclusive iPhone dealer) and transfer my phone number from my Amoled (also with SK). Then I paid the 30,000 won service fee all new telecom customers have to pay (if I later get another phone with KT, I won’t need to pay that fee), and all was ready to go. The agent said it would take a while to process, as KT was pretty overloaded these days. So he put everything in a bag and asked me to give him a call later to see if everything was set up. At that point, I’d be able to hook up with iTunes and start making phone calls.

Two hours later, after I had left the dentist’s office and was on my way to teach my evening class, I was still getting messages and phone calls on my Amoled. Not a good sign. Two hours later still, the Amoled was still working. On my way home, I dropped by the shop to find out what was going on. For whatever reason (time of month, normal procedure, or whatnot), the payment I made on the old Haptic 2 hadn’t yet registered with the insurance database. So I was still precluded from signing up for the 24-month plan. The agent had called around and learned that all should be well tomorrow. So, he would try to get me in the system again and I should give a call to find out if all went well.

At this moment, it’s just after 6 am the next day (I am such a slow typist, I’ve been working on this post for over 20 minutes). The iPhone is sitting there, powered off, beckoning me. Will it still be in my possession at the end of the day? Will it be functioning? I really don’t know. My fingers are crossed, but I’m not counting on it. I’m really expecting that there will be another hitch and that I’ll have to wait longer. I should find out in about six or seven hours, before or after I hit the gym. Wish me luck :-)

Moron of the Week #10

I started the Moron of the Week series nearly three years ago, but unfortunately didn’t keep up with it. It’s been nearly two years since the last one and, in that time, I’ve considered reviving it. After this past week, I realize now is a perfect time. I hope I can keep up with it this time. We’ll see.

This time around, it’s a collective award, going to a group of people for a particularly moronic event in California, of all places. The mental faculties of one elementary school student’s parent, apparently already in a feeble state, overloaded when said student discovered the compound noun oral sex in Merriam Webster’s 10th Edition dictionary. The parent, most likely imagining the child was now in danger of suffering a horrific destiny (like becoming a homosexual pedophile, or worse, a liberal), lodged a complaint with the Menifee Union School District. Officials there promptly banned the book from all schools in their district.

The Moron of the Week is not the parent, despite the objection to a child being exposed to reality a dictionary definition. The real morons here are the officials of the Menifee Union School District. These people are supposed to be in charge of ensuring children get a solid education. If they start censoring books based upon the complaints of parents, you can’t help but lose confidence in their competency. Fortunately, not all parents in the school district agree with the decision.

“Censorship in the schools, really? Pretty soon the only dictionary in the school library will be the Bert and Ernie dictionary,” said Emanuel Chavez, the parent of second- and sixth-grade students. “If the kids are exposed to it, it’s up to the parents to explain it to them at their level.”

Don’t get too happy about Mr. Chavez’s reasoned response, though. As long as the reasonable people aren’t the ones in authority, this sort of stupidity is bound to happen again and again. Consider the words of  school board member and elementary school teacher Randy Freeman:

…it’s  “a prestigious dictionary that’s used in the Riverside County spelling bee, but I also imagine there are words in there of concern.”

He’s concerned about students looking up words in the dictionary. And he’s an elementary school teacher. Think about that.

So, congratulations to the Menifee Union School District. Despite fierce competition from Culpeper County Public Schools in Virginia, who pulled the Diary of Anne Frank because of an inquisitive passage about her vagina, you are officially, and collectively, Moron of the Week #10. After all, banning a dictionary is quite a few degrees more moronic than banning a literary work.

Chicago

Back in the late 90’s, a girl K-Pop group call Fin.K.L came into popularity. All four members were quite young, but one in particular, Ock Joo Hyun, had an amazing, powerful voice. Since the group disbanded, Lee Hyori has been most prominently, and most consistently, in the limelight. Given that I mostly keep up with the K-Pop scene through my students, I forgot about the rest of the group. Then, a couple of years ago, I saw an advertisement for the musical Chicago, starring, among others, Ock Joo Hyun.

I had already seen one Korean production of Chicago, back in 2002, but I thought it would be interesting to see Ock perform, given that I loved her voice. What I didn’t realize is that she had already been performing in Aida and Cats, two musicals I had thought about seeing, but, as usual, never got around to. Since I saw that ad in 2007, the same production of Chicago has had two one-month runs per year. Each time, I considered going to see it but never did. Last year, Ock also starred in 42nd Street (here’s an article about it) , another musical I thought I’d like to see. And didn’t.

Given that I quit smoking nearly seven years ago, that I drink very rarely these days, and that I’ve lost a good deal of weight and regularly exercise, my New Year’s Resolution for 2010 was not one of self-improvement, but one for more varied entertainment. I’m resolved to see more concerts and musicals. Since the end of December, I’ve seen two concerts (Lenka and Green Day) and, as of last Saturday, one musical. Chicago is playing once again with Ock Joo Hyun as Roxie.

She has certainly come a long way since her Fin.K.L. days. Now 29 years old (31 by Korean reckoning) she has matured as an entertainer. These days, it’s not just her voice that is spectacular. Her overall performance was enchanting. Her version of Roxie is a combination of silly, sexy and funny. I particularly enjoyed the ventriloquist scene. Unfortunately, their weren’t many opportunities for her to bring the house down with her full vocal power, but her voice was great, nonetheless. I don’t want to slight the other performers. The whole production was well done and quite polished. But I went specifically to see Ock Joo Hyun, so she’s the one I focused on through the show.

Aida is opening again in April. I don’t know yet if Ock will be in this production. I’ll go see it, regardless, but I’m hoping she is. If you haven’t seen her in Chicago yet, this run lasts for another week, I believe. I expect it will open again in the summer, but I recommend seeing it while you can.

Green Day in Seoul

I wanted to post about this sooner, but a dead power supply and a lack of time to buy a replacement kept me offline for a few days.

Green Day came to Seoul last Monday (Jan 18). I didn’t hesitate to get tickets. I’ve been a Green Day fan since Dookie, though I still don’t have all of their albums. Without doubt, it was the best concert I have ever seen. It was nonstop energy from the first riff. They had audience members up on stage singing (who did surprisingly well, given that English is not their native language) then stage-diving back into the crowd. And there was a good bit of humor mixed in as well.

Someone has posted the setlist online. If you follow through the list, you’ll see they deviated from their own material a bit and goofed around with some other stuff, like Iron Man and Highway to Hell (though they didn’t play the complete songs). The King For A Day / Shout / Love Me Tender / Satisfaction / Hey Jude medley was a lot of fun, with the band donning different hats (and a bra, in the case of Tre Cool) and the bits after Shout played lying on their backs. The first encore continued to rock, but then everyone except Billy Joe Armstrong cleared the stage for the second encore. He played the last three songs solo, on an acoustic guitar (though the band did come in on the last third of Last Night on Earth). A nice end to an electrifying show.

I’ve been to a few rock concerts in my time, some big name and many not. There’s a noticeable difference between those who really love what they do and those who are in it for the fame and fortune (or just don’t care either way). With Green Day, it’s quite obvious that they belong to the former group. These guys know how to work the crowd. They’re funny. They have boundless energy that keeps the crowd going. And they make spectacular music. If I ever have the opportunity to see them again, I’m there.

The One With Aldacron’s Fourth Year

The first post on this blog is dated January 15, 2006. At the end of the first year, I posted a retrospective, fully intending to make it an annual event. But the second and third anniversaries passed by without any comment. I had so much going on on both occasions that it completely slipped my mind. This year, I remembered. I was going to post this on the 15th, but got a little sidetracked in a bar.

A lot has changed since that first year. For one, I don’t post as much on politics and religion as I once did. Not because I’m no longer concerned about either topic, but because I just don’t have the time that I once had to keep up with all the latest news. My teaching schedule has been consistently busy for the past year, plus I go to the gym regularly and spend more time doing activities other than sitting in front of my computer. That has also affected my post frequency, of course. I used to post three or four times a week. Now, it’s usually once every 10 days or so. Hopefully, I’ll be able to rectify that when I get an iPhone, since I can use a Wordpress app and post from anywhere, anytime.

OK, now for some stats, from Jan 16 2009 to Jan 15 2010.

Top 10 Posts

These are the posts with the most views over the past year. Interestingly, none of them were posted during that period. Several are from the first year. It seems the majority of these were viewed not because they have compelling content, but because of search results. Now, I’m regretting not having kept up with this for 2007 & 2008. I could dig through the server stats and come up with something if I really wanted to, but I don’t think so.

  1. Why There’s No Such Thing as a Fundamental Atheist Why charges of ‘atheist fundamentalism’ hold no water. If I had done a 2007 retrospective, this would likely have been my choice for the most meaningful post. Though if I were to write it today, it would take a bit of a different tack as I understand how to better explain my position now.
  2. Regcure Key This was number 2 in the 2006 retrospective. I suppose it would have been in the top 2 in 2007 & 2008 as well, given all the pirates coming here looking for a free key for RegCure.
  3. Pattie Boyd & Eric Clapton A review of 2 related autobiographies, and the only book review on this blog that consistently gets hits thanks to all the searches for the two subjects.
  4. Chrome Dump My opinions on Google’s Chrome browser and a utility that can be used to enhance it. A bit dated now.
  5. Sampoong Revisited About the 1995 collapse of Seoul’s Sampoong Department Store. Posted after seeing a documentary about it on the Discovery Channel.
  6. RegCure Key Morons Another pirate magnet. Number 3 on the list in 2006.
  7. Permanent Residency in Korea My account of how I finally obtained permanent residency status here in Korea. What a relief that was.
  8. Korean Movie Set in Vietnam War A review of one of the few Korean movies I’ve seen in the cinema. It was a good one.  I still need to buy the DVD.
  9. Bobby Jindal: Not White but Apparently Republican to the Core My thoughts on Bobby Jindal shortly after he was elected governor of Louisiana. I caught a bit of flack in the comments for this one.
  10. McAfee Auto Renewal A post resulting from my frustration with McAfee’s auto renewal policy after I stopped using their software.

Top 10 Posts From Year Four

I would assume that the main reasons there are no posts from the past year in the list above are that I didn’t post as frequently over the past year and that the majority of my posts were not very search friendly, being more on personal topics than current events.

  1. A Korean Driver’s License An account of my experience in getting a Korean driver’s license. This just missed the list above, coming in at #11 overall. And it got way more views than the other posts on this list.
  2. Apartment Security in Extremis My annoyance with the security for a tower apartment where I frequently teach led to this post. I can say that since then, I’ve had a change of heart and follow their policy.
  3. An Uninformed Public What I think is one of the biggest problems with American voters. One of the few political posts I did last year.
  4. Creative Works, Greed and Free Information Pt. 1 The first of a three-part series attacking a couple oft-cited reasons for digital piracy. There was going to be a fourth part, but I never got around to it.
  5. AnchorFree About a nice little piece of software that helps get around the frustrating practice of Geoblocking.
  6. Cell Phone Lost How I lost my Samsung Haptic 2 cell phone, the first of three devices I lost or ruined in 2009.
  7. Roh Moo Hyun’s Public Funeral My thoughts on how the former South Korean president’s funeral was going to disrupt my day. Before I lost my phone.
  8. Pre-WWW Online Newspapers A video clip of a 1981 news segment about online newspapers. Fun to watch.
  9. The Oklahoma Legislature — Backward and Ignorant About the OK legislature’s resolutions condemning Richard Dawkins & evolution, and their investigation of the university where he gave a lecture. Includes video of his opening remarks from the lecture where he takes a few jabs at them.
  10. Shampoo, Guns, and the American Way Some thoughts that coalesced after a comment from someone I teach, who found it incomprehensible that Americans can casually go about their lives while people frequently get shot to death around them.

Most Meaningful Post: And So it Goes

Despite the smaller number of posts over the past year, there are several that I’m rather proud of. But none are as meaningful as this one, written shortly after the death of Michael Jackson. His music had been a part of my life since I was a kid. His death, as unexpected as it was, struck me like a brick and turned my thoughts to human mortality. It dawned on me then that my attitude toward death, and life, had changed quite dramatically since my teens and twenties, without my having noticed. This post is a result of that self-meditation.

My primary goal for the fifth year of The One With Aldacron is to get my post frequency back up. Additionally, I want to try to post more on current events like I did over the first three years. This blog is great for venting, sometimes, for organizing my thoughts. I never imagined it would be so satisfying to maintain a blog, but now I can’t imagine not having it. Thanks for reading!

Olbermann on Robertson and Limbaugh

I’ll never understand why so many people buy in to the crap that people like Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh unleash on the world. Their recent comments over Haiti just add more to the pile. And Keith Olbermann, as always, expresses his disdain much more eloquently than I can mine.

iPhones for Foreigners From February

Last Tuesday I attempted to buy an iPhone in Seoul and failed. Even though I have an F-5 visa which, according to information released by Korea Telecom, makes me eligible to be treated the same as a Korean (and well it should, given that this visa even allows me to stand in the line for Korean citizens at the airport immigration checkpoint), the system wouldn’t accept my ID card number. The agent I was dealing with was at a loss to explain why.

On Friday, I tried again at a different place. There, I learned what the problem was. From the beginning of January, KT began to upgrade its system to better accommodate accepting foreign customers. Until the upgrade is complete, no foreigners can get an iPhone, regardless of their eligibility. The current projected date of completion is February 1.

This is good news. The other telecoms upgraded long ago, but KT has been a stubborn holdout. And given the tone of a KT rep in an article I read just a week ago, it seemed the massive number of complaints they’d received from foreigners wasn’t having any effect on their policy. I’m hoping that this upgrade indicates they are relaxing their requirements like SK and LGT did years ago.

Two weeks without my iPod so far. I suppose I can hang on for three more!

iPhones For Foreigners in Korea

There’s an article up at the Joognang Daily that describes the difficulties foreigners have in getting an iPhone in Korea. The release of the device here has highlighted KT’s abhorrent policies more than any other product. In most cases, foreigners I know with cell phones registered in their name (myself included) opt for SK or LG. Since the big reform a few years back, they have been sensible about their attitude toward foreigners. KT has not. And in this case, KT is the only choice for an iPhone. This article shows the problem well, which is really summed up in the last line:

[A KT official] emphasized, however, that the regulations regarding foreign customers are not particularly strict compared to other countries.

That’s probably true when comparing with countries in which foreigners can’t get cell phones at all. But, come on. How can you tell someone your regulations “aren’t particularly strict” while denying them service?

In my case, at least, it seems I qualify under KT’s current policy since I have an F-5 visa, something I was confident of but hadn’t actually inquired about yet. So, barring no ridiculous issues, I’ll try to pick one up later this week. I really don’t want to give my money to a backwards company like KT until they change their policies, but my desire for an iPhone trumps my moral principles this time.

I’ve Lost the Touch

It seems 2009 was, for me, the Year of Lost Devices. In early August, I lost my 8-month-old cell phone. In October, I threw my two-year-old iPod Classic in the washing machine. I still have the cell phone that I bought to replace the lost one, thankfully. But to close out 2009 on a low note, the iPod Touch that I bought in October is no longer in my possession. I managed to lose it when out with some friends a couple of nights ago. The frustrating thing is that I remember clearly where I left it. It was gone, of course, when I went back to get it. Farewell, my iPod Touch. I hardly knew ye.

So, in looking for a bright side, I’m seeing this as a good time to get an iPhone 3Gs. They are considerably more expensive here in Korea than they are in the States, coming in three price levels depending on how much free data transfer you want for internet service (1GB, 2GB, or 3GB). I’m also not sure if both the 16GB and 32GB models are available. I may need to reconsider if the 16GB is my only option. I had already surpassed 16GB on the iPod, and deciding what to cut out won’t be easy. There’s also the problem of dealing with KTF, the most foreigner-unfriendly mobile carrier in Korea.

Anyway, if I do decide to get it, I’ll give my current phone to my brother-in-law and let him take over payments on it. Those payments still include the price of the phone I lost, so I’ll need to pay it off the remainder so he doesn’t have to (both phones were just shy of $1000 US, and I was paying for them on 24-month plans as part of my monthly phone bill). So I’ll look into this next week. My only concern is that I’ve heard that the batteries drain very quickly. Given how often I listen to music when I’m commuting between classes, that’s not a good thing.

Dr. Parnassus

I really, really, really wanted to like The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus. For one, it was Heath Ledger’s last film. For another, it’s written and directed by Terry Gilliam. Although he has a bad reputation among movie studios for massive delays and running over budget, his films are usually brilliantly whacky and very enjoyable (Time Bandits is one of my all time favorites). Unfortunately, this one just falls flat.

The elements of a good Gilliam story are there, but they aren’t put together properly. The whole film feels disjointed and, I hate to say it, boring. I found myself halfway through wishing it would either get on with something interesting or just end. When it finally did end, the only emotion I felt was relief. I’m sure that’s not what Gilliam was aiming to evoke from any viewers.

I want to say something good about the acting, but there’s not much. Christopher Plummer, who I normally would bet on giving a good performance, seemed to be sleepwalking through his lines. He just wasnt’ very convincing. Heath Ledger was mostly dull. Verne Troyer was robotic. Johnny Depp, Jude Law, and Colin Farrell all were greatly over the top, missing the mark by a wide margin. To me, Depp’s version of Ledger’s character was too Captain Jack/Willy Wonka-ish. Law and Farrell tried to come across the same way, but failed miserably. The only real bright spot was Lily Cole. Her performance was both convincing and enjoyable, making the scenes without her that much more boring.

If you’re planning to see this one, I would recommend waiting for the DVD release. And don’t get your hopes up beforehand. You’ll just be let down.